Hale-e-lujah! A poem from the puppy in your life.

I need to go out

I need to pee!

Oh, won't somebody PLEASE

Listen to me!!!

If I had a way

To just come and go

I'd be the happiest

Dog that you know

Hey, who's this nice man

In an elephant shirt?

He's brought a big box

I'd better go flirt

And wag my tail smartly

So he can see

That what's in that box

Had best be for me!

The man's working so hard

And, gosh, is he nice!

He says this is for me

So I wag my tail twice

Gadzooks! Dog in Heaven!

It's my own pet door

Accidents and boredom

Will happen no more

'Cause I can go out

Whenever I please

To take care of business

Or feel the cool breeze

I push through the flaps

And, look, I'm outside!

Now all by myself

I get to decide

When I need to go

Outside or in

This is the greatest

Invention by men!

Mom and Dad love me

But I love them more

They bought me the best --

A Hale Doggie Door!